and here I always thought that

May 11th, 2003 09:02 am: and here I always thought that jäger was the devil… but I was wrong. whiskey is the fuckin devil. goddamn!

Current Mood: drunk 🥴 Current Music: biosphere - shenzhou

06:58 pm: so today I received a belated birthday present from my aunt. this present has turned out to be the most bizarre of presents I have yet to receive. I now have, in my very own possession,… are you ready for this? I bet you’re dying to find out. I bet I could type on and on and on and you will be left wondering what it is that I have now. muhahhaa. so yeah, I have an OLIVE DISH. LOOK OUT!?@ party time ahead. yes, that’s right an olive dish. infact it’s a set of 2!!! twice the olive fun! both dishes are 16” long by 2” wide perfect for large and/or small olives of my choice! oh my dreams will be filled of olives and white porcelain. my stars.

Current Music: otto van schirach - 4 rooms 4 walls Current Mood: amused 😄

Comments:

  • From: dried_squid

  • Date: May 11th, 2003 12:10 pm (local)

  • that’s hilarious. do you even like olives?

    • From: ohjn

    • Date: May 11th, 2003 05:59 pm (local)

    • haha, no. Im not particularly fond of olives. I suppose I can put jelly beans in it or something… oh, I could have a really big gravy boat! haha — vegetarian of course ;)

      • From: dried_squid

      • Date: May 11th, 2003 06:10 pm (local)

      • what, no beef or turkey drippin’s?

        • From: ohjn

        • Date: May 11th, 2003 07:20 pm (local)

        • I’ll drip you!!! shakes fist in the air

          • From: ohjn

          • Date: May 13th, 2003 02:32 pm (local)

          • haha. wait, why did this person repeat what you just said?

          • My Hat is a Truck (xrazoredgex) replied to your LiveJournal comment in which you said:

          • haha, no. Im not particularly fond of olives. I suppose I can put jelly

          • beans in it or something… oh, I could have a really big gravy boat!

          • haha — vegetarian of course ;)

          • Their reply was:

          • Subject:

          • what? no beef or turkey drippin’s for you?!

          • well, she likes skinny puppy. thats always a plus. hhehe ;)